congratulations? MY ARSE!

Dear colleagues

I am pleased and proud to announce the promotion of XXX to the position of Project Director (LS Events).

For the last few months, XX has more than held fort for this position and has grown to be the asset we need to spearhead and bring the LS events to further heights. Do join me in congratulating her on her appointment.

Regards
Chief Executive


^^ words like "asset" and "spearhead and bring the LS events to further heights" - overstatement. earlier on during the day, this news was being mentioned at one of the meetings... but after it was being said, it was pure total sweet silence... HAHAHAH. imagine that! no one even said a word of congrats or gave an indication tt it's a piece of happy news. but think we care? No, we don't give a shit.